Darnest things!

No pictures unfortunately, but here's what they're talking about:

Savita is talking a lot about her birthday these days, about what she wants, the kind of cake she likes, who will be invited, etc. I finally had enough of listening to it and told her: "We will cross that bridge when we get there, Savita." Savita: "We are almost crossing that bridge papa!"

I gave Moshe two pieces of chicken at the restaurant. Moshe: "I want THREE pieces papa".

This again involves chicken. I gave Moshe the last piece of fried chicken today.
Moshe: "Where is my two?"
Me: "There is only one piece left Mosh"
Moshe: "Where is my two?"
Me: "You have had like four pieces already, man!"
Moshe: "Papa is a man, Moshe is a boy!"

Savita likes to bug her brother and Moshe was telling her: "Stop, Savita".
Me: "Savita, your brother is asking you to stop, can you please respect his wishes?"
Savita: "Moshe doesn't respect my wishes".

Moshe: "Awesome!"

Thu: "So and so was born in September"
Savita: "We both have our birthday in September?"
Thu: "Yes, So and so was born on the same day as you".
Savita: "Isn't that amazing?"